Yes ladies and Gentlemen it is true, 66 years ago today Chuck Norris round-house kicked his way outta his mothers womb and shortly grew a beard after. Around that time the nurse looked at him and said "Holy Crap!!!! THATS CHUCK NORRIS!!!!" Then she slept with him, at that point she was the third woman he had sex with. Happy Birthday Chuck!!!!!

 

Pain is temporary...unless Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you in the face. That just f'in hurts

Once again, me gettin' Ko'd

(special thanks to the Blauvelt)

Just click to watch, the pic says it all!!!! 

As the title of this blog indicates this is my first ever blog!  And also as the title states this had better be badass!!

So to celebrate my first blog I'm going to give you all a top ten list that I compiled with the help of a few of my friends......THE TOP TEN THINGS / PEOPLE THAT ARE BADASS!!!!!

 

10.  Belt Buckles:  The bigger the BETTER!!!! Anyone who wears a huge beltbuckle has to be badass!!!! It's like an unwritten rule of the badass bible!!!! Just look at my friend Ryan.....BADASS!!!!

 

9. Sam Fisher (From Splinter Cell):  So all of you out there who personally know me knew that the videogame referance would be coming soon, but I assure you it will be the last in this list.  Anyways, Sam Fisher is one of the embodyments in badassness!! This guy will come up behind you, put you in a chokehold, tell you he won't kill you if you give up usefull information, and still slit your throat after....and walk away without batting an eye!!!!

 

8. Aviators :  Once again the bigger the better, but also size is not the only thing when it comes to badassness, you need some hellish mirrored lenses. And once again I have a friend who makes this theory true (Hey Skitz!)

 

7. Daft Punk:  DJ's Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo and Thomas Bangalter are 2 of the most brillant and most badass people in the music industry.  Mixing up House-Techno, Pop, and Rock and being able to bring it to the mainstream (very successfully I might add) is a huge accomplishment and earns them a spot on this countdown

 

6: Mullets:  business up front party in back, the ape drape, the Kentucky waterfall, the Mark MaGuire, whatever you call it there is no denying that a mullet is yet another symbol in badassness!!! Anybody who has one is defiantely hellishly badass....like number 5

 

5.  Angus MacGyver:  MY GOD PEOPLE....Richard Dean Anderson as MacGyver has to be on this list!! Guarenteed this will be one of the things on this list people will totally agree with me on. Every episode MacGyver he made some sort of invention using only his surroundings that would make Q from MI6 blush. There are far too many to put here but one of my personal favorites is the blowgun used from Bamboo, Swamp Gas (for propulsion) Mud, and a dart he whittled himself......HOLY BADASS!!!!!

 

4. Trailer Parks: Some of you will disagree with me....but hear me out....This is where you'll find your majority of #'s 10, 8, and 6. Point proven

 

3. Arnold Schwarzenegger: This man has single handedly done the following badass things 1. Killed an invincible alien invader, 2. stopped terrorist actions on mars, 3. Survived a deadly game of life and death, 4. Taught a kindergarden class of smartass kids and managed to get the bad guy at the end. BADASS!!!!

 

2.  Leather Jackets: The Fonz AND the Terminator wore them and both of them are badass!

 

1.  The Immortal (Hollywood) Hulk Hogan:  I think personally the Hulkster wins this by A LANDSLIDE! He is one of the longest reining champs of all time and is still in active competition. This man will never die, his hairline will just keep receding!!! "SAY YOUR PRAYERS, EAT YOUR VITAMINS, BE A REAL (NORTH) AMERICAN" - The Immortal One!